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Feeling lonely over Christmas?
#1
All over the country there are thousands of people of people feeling lonely at this time of year.

Perhaps they have no local family. Perhaps they are spending their first Christmas alone. Perhaps nobody likes them and they don't care.

If you find yourself in this position, Just Google the following:

1. Best way to travel to Syria without a passport.
2. How to make an improvised explosive device.
3. Birth of a Nation. Original version.
4. Why the holocaust couldn't have happened.

After Googling those four things, you will soon have a visit from our security services and you now have someone to talk to.
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#2
Sick-boy you sense of humour is just a little off at this time of year in fact its BOMBED, oops
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#3
(12-21-2016, 02:10 PM)Greenman Wrote: Sick-boy you sense of humour is just a little off at this time of year in fact its BOMBED, oops

I think its funny lol
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#4
'Bombed', Greenie... and I thought I had a dark sense of humour. lol
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#5
Sick-Boy  Whistling
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(12-22-2016, 12:45 PM)Greenman Wrote: Sick-Boy  Whistling

Well i would be lonely if your mum would leave me the fuck alone for five minutes. She's always pestering me for a root that dirty ride.... Smile
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#7
Fuck me pink. Deaders has turned up!

My mum has given you up as a new year's resolution. Says that she hates the taste of sheep's arse on your dick. Lol
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(01-04-2017, 10:47 PM)Sick-boy Wrote: Fuck me pink. Deaders has turned up!

My mum has given you up as a new year's resolution. Says that she hates the taste of sheep's arse on your dick. Lol

She said it tasted better than the goat arse on Accies vagina...
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#9
Accies Vagina. They play in the Scottish Women's Football League, Division Two.
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